a complication of funny clips of animals
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Bloopers from ‘The Family’ skit on The Carol Burnett Show, and a blooper with Vicki Lawrence trying to say a line while closing her show. (She seems to giggle before getting out that last sentence, lol!) Enjoy! PS - Sorry about the quality.
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Supernatural bloopers from season 3.
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Finally! The first 8 shorts, together in one!
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Bloopers - religious host starts laughing uncontrollably at a singing caller.
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Web page designing is an extremely simple procedure. But for this to hold true one must follow the proper guidelines whilst equipped with the proper tools. Unfortunately there are always the odd few who completely disregard all warnings, cautions and advice given to them by friends, family and of course the internet. Don’t be one of them. Web designing is not only a tech savvy term but is a form of art. Therefore incorporating an element of successive designing in to ones creation is a must in order to enjoy the success of your work.

To address an extremely common blooper that is committed whilst web designing would be the blatant misuse of Adobe Flash. Firstly it is important that one understands what Flash is meant for. The software is used to add relevant animation and advertisement on various websites. Flash can also manipulate vector and raster graphics and support bidirectional streaming of audio and video content. Do not use it for decoration, it has a purpose. Using Flash for intros and to give your page more ‘spunk’ does nothing but annoy people. Having constant movement on your page irrelevantly can be distracting rather than interesting. Focus more on your content and pictures. Many people also do not appreciate using Flash for navigation. Static menus and predictable navigation are more suitable for a majority.

Many web designers tend to not pay that much attention to the font and font size that they use. Legibility is a key factor of having a web page in the first place though some get carried away with frills and fancies. Many tend to use extremely small or frozen font sizes. Never ever do this as it will only generate hatred towards you from bystanders. If you prefer a small font size or absolutely want to use a frozen font size then make absolutely sure that you create a high contrast between the text and the background in order to increase legibility. Though this might seem obvious its funny how many people tend to ignore this and pay more attention to other less relevant matter within their webpage.

Never have a frozen layout with a fixed page width. This is because once you create a webpage you obviously want people from all over the world to view it. Therefore relate to the whole world not only with your content, but by making your page more user friendly.web sites are extremely difficult to use if they do not resize with the window on big monitors while one has to scroll horizontally if they have a small window. Everyone does not have the same monitor as you. Neither do they have the same paper. For example if you want to print out a frozen page, the rightmost part is cut off for many European and Asian countries who use A4 sized paper. Some even freeze both the width and height of the viewport when displaying information in a pop up window. If you must use pop ups (though it is not recommended) at least allow users the privilege of resizing new windows.
Minimize user confusion by enabling them to enlarge a picture that they would like to see by denoting it by a magnifying glass icon. Do not have this feature and then display the same photo in the exact same size in a different window. Do not also show this picture a fraction of an inch larger than the original photo. If you can’t do the feature right do nothing at all and minimize the clutter on your web page with no deceitful little icons. Also though this is a basic fundamental of web page designing many conveniently ignore this rule and post a link on the homepage that links to the homepage itself! Why? Don’t do that. It can get irritating for the user and no one will want to visit your website. Keep your website design user friendly, concise and pleasant and you will most definitely be a success.

It’s still freezing outdoors but you’re already dreaming of your summer garden wedding. You have installed your outdoor surveillance cameras to boost your wedding videos and you can’t wait to catch all the fun but more than recording the merry-making your cameras can alert you to impending disasters.

The lighter side of those outdoor surveillance cameras

Fortunately, it’s not always about illegal break-ins that your outdoor surveillance cameras are going to record. You’ve seen those usual everyday things; you have spotted the faithful postman delivering snail mail to your mailbox and the neighbor’s mongrel peeing on your perfectly manicured lawn. Sometimes, when the cameras detect some motion you rush to the PC screen only to see that crazy dog again, peeing on your rose bush.

These scenes are nothing out of the ordinary. Wait until your garden wedding. You’ll be seeing something else and lots of it. Here are the common party bloopers that are likely to be witnessed by your outdoor surveillance cameras:

A wedding cake disaster. When all eyes are on the bride and the groom, nobody’s watching the crazy dog dragging the lacy tablecloth off the fancy laid table and the fabulous wedding cake with it. It will be too late to save the cake. Now that you know this may happen, have someone keep an eye on the CCTV monitor and instruct the caterer to have someone keep an eye on that crazy dog.

Bridesmaid dramas. There’s no telling when bridesmaids get their act up. Even if they’re not making the drama obvious, the outdoor surveillance cameras will catch them gossiping and making faces. If someone scoots over to tell you something nasty is going on with your bridesmaids, call their attention away from the trouble. Request those good-looking stalwarts to dance with each of the belle and to keep them company.

Flower girl tantrums. This may or may not happen to your. But if it does, it will be all over the monitors. The only thing good about this? You can show tape to the little girl after the wedding and enjoy your just rewards.

Sloshed best man. With all the booze the night before, the best man is still trying to recover his bearings. If you don’t watch out, he might be puking all over the place. The moment those outdoor security cameras catch him snoozing have someone take the poor fellow to a room where he can snore happily away. Reserve that recriminations for later.

Exploding glass bowls. Floating candles and the punch can create fireworks. If caught on security cameras this could be your favorite topic for years to come. The pyrotechnics can be scary, so have someone watch your centerpiece.

Gate crashers. You cannot avoid them, but you can be sure they were not invited. When you go over the recording and the guest list, they sure weren’t invited. Instead of marching them off, let someone give them a drink and some hors d oeuvres. Be the gracious hostess. You don’t want to catch yourself on video - a screaming virago. Not a good memory from your garden wedding, huh?

These are just a few of the wedding party bloopers that might be captured by your outdoor security cameras if you are not careful. So plan and arm the army against these disasters.

Bloopers are clumsy mistakes that are usually made in public. The television show ‘TV’s Bloopers and Practical Jokes’ and many blooper books are indicators of the interest we have in other people’s goofs.

Here are two from ‘All Time Great Bloopers’ by Blooper Snooper Kermit Schafer and one from ‘More Press Boners’ by Earle Tempel, and how you might use them in a presentation.

* A while back I heard about a DJ on WIOD in Miami, Florida who said, ‘This is Alan Courtney speaking. Don’t forget, tonight at nine, our special guest . . . (pause) . . .will be . . . I forgot.’ Well, I haven’t forgotten why we are here today . . . or (For an introducer) I couldn’t possibly forget who is here with us today.’

* Mayor Daley of Chicago was being interviewed on TV following the riots during the Democratic convention. The mayor stated, ‘The police in Chicago are not here to create disorder, they are here to preserve it. I hope I don’t create or preserve any disorder in my presentation today.’

* From The San Leandro, CA News: I saw a notice in the newspaper the other day. It said, ‘Industrial Boulevard is empty because it is a road to nowhere. Work is underway to extend it.’ If we keep developing the obsolete widget. We will be on the road to nowhere too.

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